Jackie: No, seriously. The only thing more important than your yearbook picture is your yearbook quote.
Kelso: Ah, I already got that covered. My quote's gonna be, "What a long, strange trip it's been." Yeah, that's freakin' profound.
Eric: Kelso, every lame-o hippie in the history of time has used that quote.
Kelso: Well, yeah. That's 'cause it's good.
Jackie: No, Michael. Your quote has to be meaningful so you can remember the good times when you're, like, 30, with no reason left to live.
Donna: Okay, hidden in Jackie's extremely disturbing thought is a grain of truth. We need a really good quote this year.
Jackie: Well, all the best quotes are about things that mean a lot to you. Like, for example, me. Or my hair, or my personality or the sparkle I bring to your dull, gray lives.
Hyde: Or the feeling of relief we get when you leave the room.