Kelso: Mrs. Forman! Mrs. Forman, I have a black eye, and I need ice!
Kitty: I'm not doing anything else for men today.
Red: Just go away.
Kelso: No. I'm not gonna go away. I'm having a really bad day. I got decked by a guy who kissed Jackie. He was huge. And she thinks that it was okay to kiss him, because I've been ignoring her for work. Which I barely did. And I got a black eye, and I need someone to care about me!
Kitty: Well, well, well. Michael ignored Jackie, and she kissed another boy.
Red: That is completely different. He ignored her for a stupid job. I ignored you for a car! Crap.
Kelso: Oh, burn!
Red: How many times you want to get hit today?