Quote from Kitty in Eric's Hot Cousin
Penny: Eric, what kind of person would lie about something as serious as being adopted? Eric: A liar who specializes in adoption lies: You. A mean, vindictive person. Penny: Like someone who would trap someone in a revolving door? Eric: Yes! Oh. Mom, Dad, can- Can Penny and I be alone for a minute? Red: No! I'm not raising any flipper grandkids. Eric: No. Look, I just want to apologize to Penny. Kitty: Fine. When you're done, you head right upstairs. I'm having Pastor Dave come over for an emergency house call.