Quote from Red in Jackie Says Cheese
Kitty: Okay, okay. We are just gonna clear the air. Right now. Now, Eric, the other night your father and I were getting intimate... [Red and Eric groan] And we realized we didn't have any protection. Red: For hugging. We just... We hug. Kitty: So your dad went to your room looking for one of those condoms I gave you and you caught him, and he has just been so embarrassed ever since. Eric: Condoms? Oh! Condoms. Red: Yeah, condoms. What did you think it was? Eric: ... What did you think it was? Red & Kitty: What did you do? Eric: What did you do? I-I didn't do anything. Okay? You stole condoms! Get him, Mom. Red: You're grounded. Kitty: For a week. Red: Hyde too. Whatever was in that drawer that you didn't want me to see, I'm sure it was his. Eric: Fine. No complaints here. Thank you. [exits] Kitty: You suppose there was actually something in that drawer he didn't want us to see? Red: Who cares?