Jackie: My dad thinks you're a bad influence on me, so I kept our love a secret. And now, I have to decide between you and money.
Eric: Gosh. It's like Sophie's Choice for morons.
Donna: Hey, let's take a poll. Who thinks Sophie should keep Kelso? [no hands go up] The money? [Eric, Donna and Hyde raise their hands] Ooh!
Jackie: You guys, this isn't a joke.
Hyde: But it's funny like a joke.
Jackie: How do I choose between something that makes my whole life complete and you?
Kelso: Well, I don't know, baby, but I love you.
Jackie: Oh, Michael, I love you too. Okay, I choose love. I choose love.
Kelso: Aw.
Jackie: Yeah, aw! Okay. Now get a job, because I need a ton of money.