Red: Bob, what the hell's going on here?
Bob: Look, Red, I really like this woman so please, for today, just shut it.
Red: Shut it? Good God, Bob! Is she teaching you to stand up for yourself?
Bob: Yes.
Red: Well, cut it out!
Bob: I want to have a nice time. Come on. I'll give you first dibs on the aprons. You want the fake tuxedo or the fake hairy chest?
Red: Oh, damn it. Give me the tuxedo.
Bob: Whoo-hoo! Hairy chest is Joanne's favorite. [chuckles]
Red: [to himself] It's probably 'cause she's got one.