Quote from Red in Uncomfortable Ball Stuff
Donna: Wow. This is a really nice dress. Kitty: I know. Isn't it fancy? [laughs] It's for the Price Mart Ball tomorrow night. Eric: Oh, right, the Price Mart Ball. Kitty: So who you taking? Who's the lucky lady? Eric: Oh, well, I decided not to go. Personal choice. Red: You don't have a date, do you? Eric: Okay. You know what? It's not about, "Can I get a date?" It's about this great book that I'm, like, halfway through. Plus, you know, I could get a date. [Red laughs] I've got numbers, buddy. Kitty: Sure you do, honey. You're number one with me. [laughs] Red: You're going tomorrow night. And you'd better not go stag, Eric. There's nothing worse than an 80-pound boy dancing with his mommy all night.