Kitty: Good morning. I have terrible news.
Red: Are we out of bacon?
Kitty: No. I was outside, and-
Red: Remember that time we were out of bacon?
Eric: Do I? Nearly tore this family apart.
Kitty: Listen to me! Midge left Bob.
Eric: Are you sure? I mean, maybe she's just lost in the backyard. [Eric and Red laugh]
Kitty: This is serious. I was up early, and I saw Midge getting into her car with a suitcase. And I said, "Where are you going, Midge?" Because I'm concerned, not nosy. And she said to me, "I am leaving Bob, and I am never coming back." And I said, "Okay." And then I- I- I laughed like I do when I'm uncomfortable. [forced laugh]