Theo: Don't worry, ma'am. Leo is solid. And he's not allowed to touch anything electrical.
Red: Kitty, I hate to interfere-
Theo: I understand your concern, sir. But I'm not an irresponsible screwup like my cousin Leo.
Leo: That's true, man.
Theo: I used to be like Leo, sitting around all day, wasting my life. But then one day the smoke cleared.
Kitty: See, Red? He had an epiphany.
Theo: Actually, I ran out of weed, and the smoke cleared. But, uh... [chuckles] then I saw how trashed my apartment was, so I rebuilt it. Been a contractor ever since.
Red: Well, I'm sold.