Quote from Red in Bye-Bye Basement
Theo: Don't worry, ma'am. Leo is solid. And he's not allowed to touch anything electrical. Red: Kitty, I hate to interfere- Theo: I understand your concern, sir. But I'm not an irresponsible screwup like my cousin Leo. Leo: That's true, man. Theo: I used to be like Leo, sitting around all day, wasting my life. But then one day the smoke cleared. Kitty: See, Red? He had an epiphany. Theo: Actually, I ran out of weed, and the smoke cleared. But, uh... [chuckles] then I saw how trashed my apartment was, so I rebuilt it. Been a contractor ever since. Red: Well, I'm sold.