Rhonda: Hey, everybody! I just made Forman a man. [chuckles] Well, as much of a man as he'll ever be.
Eric: Kelso and Pam Macy? But Kelso and Jackie got back together on prom night.
Angel: Never happened.
Kelso: I wrote you a love poem, Pam. It goes like this: I love your rack. I'd love to shack... up with you and do it too.
Pam Macy: Oh, Michael. That is so deep.
Kelso: Yeah, I kicked that poem's ass!
Angel: It's all a domino effect, Eric. You see, Hyde wasn't there to take Jackie to prom, so she couldn't make up with Kelso. See?
Eric: Oh, my God. That's so sad. It's like my relationship with Donna touched everyone's life. And I was just gonna throw that a- [blows raspberry]
Angel: Okay, you're unpleasant.
Eric: Just give it up. I don't care. None of this is really that bad anyway.
Angel: Well, it gets a lot worse. Come on. We're going into the future. That's right: the '80s. ["The Safety Dance" by Men without Hats plays]
Eric: Hey, what the hell was that?
Angel: Oh, you'll find out.