Jackie: "And Nancy Drew and Bess left the police station and went to celebrate the solving of the crime with hot fudge sundaes." The end.
Kelso: Wow. Nancy's so smart. Read another one.
Jackie: Fine. Okay, Nancy Drew and the Mysterious Charming Clock.
[later:]
Jackie: "And they celebrated the solving of the mystery of the clock with hot fudge sundaes." The end. Guess we solved the mystery of why Bess was so pudgy.
Kelso: This isn't going to work, Jackie.
Jackie: What isn't going to work?
Kelso: I can't sleep with you staring at me.