Kelso: Jackie, you know I love you and you know how much I've changed, right?
Jackie: Yeah? Oh, what'd you do?
Kelso: I went to a stag film. But then it turned out that there weren't any stags at all. It was just naked people having sex. Go ahead and punish me.
Jackie: No, Michael, I'm not gonna punish you. You were honest with me, and honesty should be rewarded.
Kelso: Wow. I'm not in trouble and I get a reward? Is it a cash reward?
Jackie: [giggles] No, Michael, the reward is feeling better about yourself.
Kelso: Oh.