Red: Mmm, smells good. What you making?
Kitty: Oh, a little lemon meringue and pot roast and my sister Paula is coming and seven-layer salad.
Red: Ahh. Seven-lay- Hey, wait a second.
Kitty: Red, now please, be nice. We haven't seen her in almost six years.
Red: Yeah, not since she got arrested.
Kitty: No, not arrested, detained.
Red: She showed up in the backseat of a police car with lights flashing. I had to tell the neighbors that she was the mayor of Cincinnati.