Fez: Oh, my first X-rated movie. I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.
Hyde: Yeah, I'll say. There's at least nine boobs in this shot alone.
Kelso: Guys, I feel bad. I mean, Jackie finally takes me back and I reward her by sneaking off to see some trashy porno babes. Oh, wow! That seems like it would tickle.
Fez: Oh, nothing's going to happen in this scene. It's just two ladies. Oh, bravo, nice plot twist.
Kelso: All right, guys, I gotta go. I don't think Jackie would like me being here.
Fez: And you should pick up your dress on the way out.
Eric: Oh, wow! Does everyone do that? Because I don't do that. I just stick to two or three key moves and... God, they don't even come close to that.
Fez: Oh, Eric, I have not done anything but even I, had I done anything, would have already done that.