Quote from Jackie in The Trials of Michael Kelso
Jackie: Michael, I have some bad news. I just found out I have B.H.D. Kelso: B.H.D.? Jackie: Yeah. Brittle Hair Disease. I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and get all my hair shaved off. Kelso: So you'll be... Jackie: Bald, Michael. B-A-L-D, no hair, shiny head, bald. And my hair won't ever grow back either. Will you still love me when I'm bald? Kelso: You could wear a wig. Jackie: So, Michael, are you saying that you would not love me if I didn't have a luscious, full-bodied head of hair? Kelso: [sees Donna laughing] Oh! No, Jackie. I would love you even more. You know, I would shave off my hair and paste it to your head. Jackie: Michael, that's beautiful. [exits] Donna: Nice job. Kelso: Thanks. That was a test, right? 'Cause bald chicks are gross.