Eric: Fez, what happened?
Fez: I was walking back from the pep rally, flush with school spirit, when- when- when some boys from Fort Anderson, they jumped me and they slapped me, and they beat me... And look at what they did to my pom-poms. [Eric laughs]
Hyde: Hey, that's not funny, man.
Fez: It's really not. They spray painted me on my ass. [Eric and Hyde laugh] I want revenge against those Fort Anderson Snapping Turtles.
Eric: Look, Fez, I'll tell you what. Let's go to the garage, and I'll get you some paint thinner.
Fez: Ay, no.
Eric: I'm sorry, Fez. It has to be done.
Kelso: Yeah, and the three of us have to watch.
Fez: Fine. But this time, no smoking.