Quote from Kelso in Romantic Weekend
Kelso: You guys. The weirdest thing just happened with Pam Macy. Hyde: Kelso, man, she'll do that with any guy standing in front of her. Kelso: Okay. So, I'm making out with Pam in the orchestra pit and everything is progressin' like normal until... Fez: What? Kelso: You know the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls. Fez: Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor? Kelso: No. Okay. Let me put it this way. The buffer wouldn't buff. Fez: Poor Mr. Cooper. Hyde: No, Fez.