Eric: Kelso, it's fine. I'm not that drunk. I just- [clears throat] I just can't walk or see. Man, that was- That was a great party! You know- You know who doesn't like parties? Red. [Red stands behind Eric] "I'm Red! I don't like parties 'cause I'm a big, bald, party pooper!" [Eric turns around] Uh-oh. [laughs] Uh-oh. [vomits]
Red: Son of a bitch!
Kelso: Eric, when did you eat spaghetti?