Jackie: Donna, that's Fireman Rob and Fireman Dean. They're firemen!
Eric: Jackie, they're, like, 40.
Jackie: Whatever. They're firemen! Two hot firemen in a bar. [squeals] This is just like that play I wrote. Okay, give me five minutes. I'll pick the one I want, and you can have the other.
Eric: Hello! I'm dating someone. Eric.
Jackie: Donna, Dean can bench-press a keg. Eric can't even bench-press a cup.