Jackie: Ooh. Listen to this. "Corner Him Under the Mistletoe: Eight Ways to Trick a Guy Into a Relationship." [squeals] I love the holidays.
Donna: Yeah, hanging your stocking, putting cookies out for Santa, setting a man trap. Mmm, Christmas.
Jackie: You know, this'll be the first year I celebrate Christmas without a boyfriend.
Donna: And Jesus wept.
Jackie: So here's my new plan for the year: Buy some really cute tops, fly to Hollywood and marry Lee Majors. Make fun of that. I dare you.