Kitty: I can't even imagine the mood your father's in.
Eric: Actually, he doesn't know yet. I got the news after he left. God, Dad is gonna freak. I don't know how we're gonna tell him.
Red: [enters] Tell me what?
Eric: That, uh, Mom said the "ass" word.
Kitty: Well, now actually, um... Red, um...
Eric: You know, Mom, I got this one. Okay, uh, everyone here who's not being sued by Earl for wrongful termination raise their hand. [Eric and Kitty raise their hands]