Donna: Kelso, who cares? It's a stupid roller disco thing.
Kelso: Yeah, I guess you're right. It's silly for me to be jealous. You're a good friend, Donna.
Donna: Yeah. 'Cause when you think about it, I mean, what does Fez have going for him except an incredibly sexy accent and an extremely hot body?
Kelso: Okay. Now you're being a bad friend, Donna.
Donna: I mean, come to think of it, if Fez helps Jackie win a roller disco, she might just rip his clothes off and have sex with him right there on the rink. That's how hot he is.
Kelso: Bad friend, Donna! Bad!