Jackie: Ooh! Now I've got Park Place and Boardwalk. This game's just like life. I am the richest of all.
Eric: Jackie, I've got $970 here. It's all yours if you'll just... Go away!
Hyde: Relax, Forman. It's better than having Laurie down here. She's like a big, cancerous tumor. And Jackie, you know, she's like, uh, a tiny, benign cyst.
Jackie: Thank you, Hyde. Here. Buy yourself a hotel.
Fez: Why are you giving him money? I'm the one in jail. Plus, Hyde punched me in the arm. Why can't we start over?
Hyde: Because! [punches Fez in the arm] And don't try tippin' over the board again, either.