Kitty: I'm so surprised you were in the army, Leo. I just can't picture you shining your shoes. Can't really picture you finding your shoes.
Leo: Yeah, well, I fought for my country and I have the scars to prove it.
Red: Hey, me, too. Look at that. Guadalcanal, 1942. I took some shrapnel, spent a month in the hospital. That's how I met Bob Hope. Bastard made me laugh even though I had two busted ribs. Dumbass comedian.