Kelso: You guys, I just got offered the best job in the world! I'm gonna be a security guard at the Playboy Club in Chicago!
Hyde: How the hell did that happen?
Kelso: Okay, last week I was in Chicago, right, and I did what I always do after I visit my daughter, I snuck into the Playboy Club. And as the guards were kicking me out, I thought to myself, I could do that! So then I talked to this guy there.
[flashback:]
Vic: So, let me tell you a little bit about what Vic does around here at the club.
Kelso: Ah, wait, who's Vic?
Vic: I'm Vic, keep up. What Vic does, is I'm responsible for overseeing security here. You see, it is our job to keep the girls safe and secure. [looks through hole in wall] Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're safe and secure today. Uh-huh, lather it up, Brenda!
Kelso: Uh, Michael wants to see Brenda!
Vic: No, employees only. We've got a code of ethics around here, Michael. Right there. So, Vic tells me you used to be a cop?
Kelso: Uh, wait, I thought that you were Vic?
Vic: There's another Vic, try to keep up.