Laurie: Hey, Kelso. I thought we'd get together tonight, so take a shower, okay?
Kelso: Laurie, I'm... I'm seeing Jackie tonight.
Laurie: Oh, that's so sweet. Uh, no. I'll see you at 8:00.
Kelso: But...
Laurie: You heard me.
Kelso: Damn. My second girlfriend is such a drag. This is bad, man.
Fez: Yes, but only for you. Cheese puff?