Donna: Huh, so, what's up?
Bob: Well, your mom and I have been talking. We have a few ideas about the vows. First of all, a wedding is a nice way to spend the day. Write that down. "Spending the day with your mom is nice." That's my first vow.
Eric: I don't think that's a vow.
Bob: Yes, it is. Okay, uh, Mom... Why do you want to get remarried?
Midge: Well, when your dad and I were in the attic, we figured out I still fit in my wedding dress.
Bob: Oh, that's good, too. "Midge, you're as thin today as the day I married you." That's a nice vow. Write.