Fez: Okay. Here we go. Right hand, blue.
Eric: Fez, you can't play Twister by yourself.
Fez: That's where you are wrong, my friend. Right leg, green. Oh, that's gonna be tough.
Hyde: Hey, Fez, man, the circus called. They said they'll pay you 50 bucks a week if you can kiss your own ass.
Fez: Take a message.
Donna: [enters] I have the greatest news in the world. How the hell are you doing that?
Fez: I'm double-jointed.