Quote from Midge in Burning Down the House
Kitty: You know... I wish I had a toupee. You know, because, you know, the way my hair is sometimes. Red: Look, Bob, being bald isn't something that a man has to hide from. A toupee is just silly. Midge: I keep telling him if he'd grow as much hair on his head as he does on his back, he'd have a full head of hair.