Fez: Where is the food? Eric, you should give your refrigerator to people who have food.
Kelso: Look at this. Hamburger Helper. Tuna Helper. A can of beets? Oh, gross. I will not eat a darn beet. You know what, Forman? Your dad better get a job, and soon. 'Cause I'm starving here.
Eric: I'll tell him you said that.
Jackie: Michael, it's not polite to remind poor people that they're po... Less fortunate.
Eric: We're not less fortunate. We're just on a budget.
Fez: Well, it is a hell of a tiny budget. [laughs] Oh, that's not funny. That's sad.