Quote from Kelso in Red's New Job
Kelso: So, who wants sex? I know I do!
Laurie: Kelso, I'm feeling really close to you and I think I want a relationship.
Kelso: Yes. That's what I want. A sexual relationship.
Laurie: No, no, I mean I want more from you than just sex.
Kelso: Don't be silly, Laurie. Sex is enough for any woman.
Laurie: Kelso, I want an emotional relationship.
Kelso: Exactly! We both want a sexually emotional relationship.