Eric: This is so... I can't believe this. You've never been in my bed before.
Donna: I know. I'm in your bed.
Eric: You're in my bed. You're in my bed. You're in my bed.
[fantasy: Eric is a contestant on a Pyramid-like game show, the "$20,000 Virgin Octagon":]
Jinx Mandell: Okay, um, because the bed squeaks. Because the walls are thin. Because Red has the ears of a wolf.
Eric: Uh, reasons my parents might hear us if we do it.
Jinx Mandell: Right! Okay. Okay. Uh, "Gee, Mom, it was hot, so we took off our clothes... And then we got cold, so we got under the covers, and things just started bouncing around."
Eric: Things I might say if my folks catch us doing it.
Jinx Mandell: Yes! Okay. Um, uh, Fonda, Ford, the eighth...
Eric: Famous Henrys.
Jinx Mandell: Yes! Okay, uh... Because there's a girl in your bed. Because there's a girl in your bed. Because there's a girl in your bed, damn it!
Eric: Reasons to go for it!
Jinx Mandell: Yes!
[reality:]
Eric: So, I, uh... [kisses Donna]