Midge: Kitty and I used to watch the soaps all the time. So now, it's like you're Kitty.
Red: Don't you have a TV at home?
Midge: It's too big. I have to turn my head to see who's talking. It hurts my neck. Ooh, shh, shh. It's starting. OK, that's Heather. She's carrying Jeff's baby, only Jeff is in intensive care. He's got a bullet in his brain.
Red: Isn't he the lucky bastard.