Quote from Red in The Velvet Rope
Red: [inner monologue] Hi. Red Forman. Experienced, loyal, hard-working. Yeah. [Red walks into the waiting room and sees a bunch of middle-aged men in suits just like him] All: Hey! That's Red! Red: It's all you guys from the, uh... From the plant, huh? So, we're all going after the same job. Well. That's, uh... That's terrific. Dale: Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Red. I got nothing. All I can think to do is tell this guy I'm experienced, loyal, and hard-working. Red: [inner monologue] Son of a bitch!