Quote from Midge in The Velvet Rope
Donna: Oh, oh, you know what? I'll tell you a crazy story. It all started, like, four minutes ago... [flashback to Midge and Bob doing yoga as Donna returns home:] Midge & Bob: Omm... Donna: Oh, good God. What are you guys doing now? Midge: Yoga. I'm trying to align your father's chakras. Bob: I didn't even know the damn things were out of whack. Donna: Why can't you guys be normal? Midge: Donna, your negativity is bruising our auras. Please leave. Donna: Gladly. Bob: Oh, and honey, we're also exploring tantric sex. So, if you hear any strange noises coming from Mommy and Daddy's bedroom... Donna: Ew! Why must you guys freak me out on a daily basis? I don't want to picture you naked, and I'm leaving now. Forever. Midge & Bob: Omm...