Fez: [inner monologue] Did you see that, Fez? Yes, you did. She may be taking my popcorn, but she knows there is more in my lap than that. [spills out popcorn] She wants you, old boy. Now's your chance. Be smooth. Think Ricardo Montalban. Just turn... Lock eyes... Go! [Fez kisses Jackie]
Jackie: Wait, wait, Fez, what are you doing?
Donna: Oh, my God!
Kelso: You're a dead man!
[fantasy: time freezes as Kelso swings at Fez:]
Fez: Could I have avoided this? Let's review. First, Jackie said I was funny. Next, she ate popcorn from my groin. Then I sucked her face. Nope. It was meant to be.