Eric: Whoa. Kelso, you never break up with a girl to her face. You usually have me tell her you're dead. And then when she eventually sees you, you have me tell her you're a ghost.
Jackie: Michael, why don't you do what you did with me? Toilet paper my house.
Kelso: No, I can't do that to Angie. I respect her too much 'cause she agreed to have sex with me so fast.
Hyde: Look, I don't care how you do it. I'm just happy you won't be violating my sister anymore.
Kelso: Yeah, I know you hated it, Hyde. I would have broken up with her sooner if I didn't find it so hilarious. [Hyde punches Kelso's arm] Dude, you be nice or I will marry her.