Quote from Kelso in Who's Been Sleeping Here?
Kitty: Well, I am proud of you, Michael, getting so involved in your baby's life. A child needs a strong, loving father. Kelso: Well, I am glad you feel that way. So you won't mind, when Betsy visits, if we stay up in Laurie's room? Red: No. No babies. We get enough crying around here with Eric. Kelso: Come on, Laurie's not using it. It's a great room with a very comfortable bed. Red: How the hell would you know that? Kelso: The... Laurie always had such good posture. That indicates a quality mattress. Kitty: What's wrong with your house, honey? Kelso: It's not safe. If my brothers don't step on her, one of the dogs probably will. Jackie: You have dogs? Kelso: No, we don't know whose they are.