Kitty: So, Steven, how was Tom Jones?
Hyde: Who knows? He never even...
Red: Wanted to leave. You know, Tom loves his fans. I was just telling Kitty how I had to chase down his limo to get her an autograph.
Hyde: Mrs. Forman, it was fantastic. You should have seen Red running after Tom's limo, screaming like a little girl. "Tom! Tom!"
Red: All right, all right. That's enough bragging.
Kitty: Well, and that is why I am making this meatball hero for my meaty hero of a husband.
Bob: [enters] Hiya, Red. You were smart not to stick around. I waited five hours. Tom Jones never showed up.
Kitty: Never showed up? If Tom Jones never showed up, who signed this autograph?
Red: I can't lie to you. It was Julio Iglesias.