Kelso: I never thought this could happen, but I've officially become more attractive. Tonight, I have a date with a chick who called my single fatherhood the cutest thing she'd ever heard of. You know, I don't know why more guys don't impregnate women and then not marry them.
Donna: Maybe because it's irresponsible and shortsighted.
Kelso: Okay, I might be irresponsible but my vision is perfect.