Red: Why are you here? This isn't your home.
Fez: It still wouldn't kill you to put up some pictures of me. [phone rings]
Kelso: I got it!
Red: [answers phone] Hello? Charlie Schmidt! I haven't talked to you since the war. You know, I wasn't even sure they pulled you out of the water. [laughs] If I had known...
Kelso: [grabs phone] Never call here again! [hangs up]
Red: Kelso!
Kelso: Well, I gotta keep the line open.
Red: I'm gonna kill you and mount your head on the TV. And if it helps me get better reception, it'll do more for me than you have in your whole life.