Kitty: Oh, hi, Michael. Hope you're ready to talk boo-boos, burps and binkies.
Kelso: Yeah, Brooke, this is Mrs. Forman, the lady that told me I shouldn't take you horseback riding. And, Mrs. Forman, this is Brooke, the hot librarian I impregnated.
Kitty: Well, I am so happy you two are here. And you should be happy, because you have me as your tour guide as you make the transition to parenthood.
[When Kitty hides the poster over the blackboard, "Kelso Rules" has been written on the board]
Kitty: Michael.
Kelso: But that could have been anybody. Everybody knows I rule.