Kelso: Hey, guys. Hey, listen, tomorrow I have this police test on interrogation techniques. I was wondering if I could practice on somebody. Jackie, how about you?
Jackie: Oh, well, no. This is your first time. You're gonna need somebody much more spineless than me. Try Eric.
Kelso: Yeah, that's good thinking. All right, Mr. Forman, if that is indeed your real name, what did you do on the day of yesterday?
Eric: You'll never get it out of me, copper. I'm no rat! [Kelso smashes Eric's Star Wars model] Kelso, what the hell?
Kelso: Just relax, Eric. I'm just doing good cop, bad cop. That was the bad cop, but he's gone now. See, now good cop is here to take care of you. Hey, how you doing, buddy? It's a real shame about what happened to your model. Why don't you tell me what you did yesterday?
Eric: I came home from the restaurant and spent six hours building that model!