Fez: So I told Hyde he could watch while Jackie and I do it, and then he beat my ass with a twinkle light.
Kelso: Where's my van? No, I parked it right here.
Fez: Calm down, you probably just lost it again. Where was the last place you had it?
Kelso: Right here! Somebody stole my van!
Fez: [gasps] That's horrible! I left a brand-new bag of Tootsie Rolls in there.
Kelso: Fez!
Fez: Okay, okay. It was just half a bag. But if you talk to the insurance company, just tell them it was a whole bag.
Kelso: I finally got Brooke to trust me, and if I don't take her to this doctor's appointment, I'm dead. What am I gonna do?
Fez: Don't beat yourself up. It's only Tootsie Rolls.