Quote from Eric in Young Man Blues
Eric: Hey, Dad, that was pretty cool how I shut off all the water in the house, huh? Red: Yeah, you really instill a lot of confidence, muttering "lefty loosey, righty tighty" the whole time. Okay, let's get started. Now, this is a wrench. Eric: Dad, I think I know what tools are. Red: Good. Then grab the Philips head. Eric: Uh, shouldn't I buy Philip a drink first? [laughs] Come on! We're just a couple guys having some fun on the job, lighten up. Get a little "lefty-loosey". Red: Do you even know what a Philips head screwdriver is? Eric: I know it's a screwdriver. Now.