Red: Hey, look, there's the Elks lodge. Pull over.
Fez: But I thought we would celebrate the good checkup. There's this pie down at the coffee shop I've been flirting with for days.
Red: How about this for a celebration? I'm going in there with my buddies and you wait in the car.
Fez: But that doesn't sound like fun.
Red: Well, that's how we celebrate in America.