Quote from Kelso in The Acid Queen
Kelso: Look, we had a great time together, and not just 'cause of the sex part, but because we had a really great time. Donna, please help me find her. Donna: Okay, I'll give you a hint about where she works. It's in a quiet building, you could try to check her out on a date, but she's probably booked for the future. Kelso: She's a travel agent? Donna: She translated her love of books into a career. Kelso: She's a translator. Donna: [speaks Spanish] Kelso: She's the translator, not me, Donna. You know, enough with these brain teasers. You tell me where Brooke works, and I'll return your underpants to safety. Eric: Kelso, aren't you a little old to be stealing Donna's undies? Kelso: A collector never stops collecting, Eric. Donna: The library, Kelso. She works in the library. Now will you put my underwear back, you perv? Kelso: I lied. [runs out]