Kelso: Guys, something horrible happened.
Fez: Let me tell it. Kelso tried to charm a lady cop, and it didn't work. But she was all over me, boy. I'm like freaking catnip.
Kelso: Guys, today made me realize looks fade! I'm not- I'm not gonna be able to be a model forever! I'm gonna have to get a practical, realistic job like regular, ugly people. Okay, so what sounds better: wide receiver or spy?
Eric: Well, Kelso, I don't see why you couldn't just do both.
Kelso: You're right. It's the perfect cover.