Quote from Kelso in Whole Lotta Love
Hyde: Kelso, what are you doing, man? You trying to make me look bad? Kelso: No, I'm not doing anything. Hyde: Well, whatever you are doing, you shouldn't go up against me, 'cause you're not gonna win. Kelso: Well, I'm not doing anything, and I am going to win. Hyde: No. You're gonna lose. Kelso: How can I lose if I'm not doing anything? Hyde: How can you win if you're not doing anything? Kelso: Well, if I win, I'll admit that I'm doing something.