Fez: [on the phone] Hello, House of Chicken? How big are your wings?
Hyde: Breasts.
Fez: How big are your breasts? This is Fez, who is this? [Hyde signals for Fez to hang up] My first prank call. Every night with you is an adventure.
Hyde: Yeah, Fez, it's a real roller coaster, ain't it?
Fez: Hyde, how come you do not have a girlfriend? Maybe if you did something with your hair.